Dirty Pillow Talk.
Dirty Pillow Talk.
You can never laugh too much or have too many orgasms.
Michael Faudet (via perfect)

iceheavy-branches:

I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because how in love their parents are.

Surround yourself with people who nourish your soul.
Unknown (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

spvds:

how do people not know that I’m gay

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Claim her, love her, fuck her, spoil her, trust her.
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